Wow! That is a very shocking, “dirty” and even provocative
question, isn;t it?
What was your immediate and impulsive reaction when all
these “dirty” words were seen by you?
What was the first thought that came into your head?
Were you reminded of the real situation you are now in?
And that you are helpless to do anything to get out of this?
Or did you feel badly offended and grossly disgusted by
all the “dirty” stuff that you have read so far?
Did you see some flashes of images which looked similar
to the image below?
Do you want to know what this is really all about?
Are you curious to know the full story?
You can find out if you read on…
But only if you think you can handle loads of “dirty” and
highly sensitive and controversial stuff to come!
You have been warned!
Do you feel you have been badly offended?
Do you want to get a big stick to bash up this article or grab
a gun to shoot it to pieces?
And hunt for the writer to bash him up or shoot him?
You are advised that you should not do this because you will
also be destroying your computer or mobile phone!
And also because if you attack people, you can be arrested
and put in jail!
If you already feel very disgusted and dirty, you must not
make any attempts to find out the details about all this…
You must quickly close your computer or mobile phone to
prevent more “dirty” stuff to explode out of your screens
and hit you in your face!
You must now be ready to take action quickly to get rid of
your computers or mobile phones which you have used to
read all this!
They have already been contaminated with very “dirty”
and “unmentionable” stuff!
No soap or detergent can ever get them clean again!
You will have to quickly throw all your devices away to a
distant place which is far, far away from you!
And rush to the bathroom and take a very good bath!
You must make very sure that you will thoroughly clean
and decontaminate yourself and put on tons of perfume
before you dare to come out to face anyone again!
You must not let anyone know about your misadventure
or they will never want to come near you again!
If you are still here and are brave and strong enough to
deal with the terrible “filth” which is coming, you can
continue to read more to discover the story which is
the cause of this “dirty” article which has come out…
The story is quite long and it can take some time for
some people to let it all sink in…
But if you are patient enough to read all of it, you may
be very surprised by what you find out…
If you have read this story before, you may still be able
to learn more because this is probably the first time that
the story has been presented in the context of this “dirty”
article which is aimed to bring out some very important
and useful lessons in life.
The inspiration to write this “dirty” article actually came
from a “memo” which has been circulated online, which
is very interesting and which just has to be shared for a
lot more people to enjoy reading it!
The story is something like this…
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slow
down in the economy, Management has now decided to
implement a scheme to put workers who are 40 years old
and above on early retirement. This scheme will be called
RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management
to be considered for SHAFT scheme (Special Help After
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and
SCREWED as many times as Management deems to be
appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get
AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or
HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive
as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT
it gives employees. Should you feel you are not receiving
enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your
Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT
you can handle.
Now that you know the full story, how do you feel?
Do you still feel that this is a very “dirty” story and
that you have been badly contaminated by tons of
“filth” and other unmentionable stuff ?
If you feel this way, it is still not too late to quickly
throw away your devices and run to the bathroom
to go through a complete decontamination process
before coming out to face the world again!
How you perceive and interpret all this is completely
up to you.
If you do not have a “dirty” mind and if you can read
“between the lines”, you will find that this “memo” is
really a good one because it has been designed to help
workers by giving them financial assistance and more
training in their jobs.
You can now let the others know that they have been
too hasty in jumping to wrong conclusions, throwing
away their devices and wasting a lot of their precious
time unnecessarily decontaminating themselves! And
that they should be more patient, rational and not act
so impulsively in future, so that they will not have to
spend a lot of time and money to replace their broken
devices so often!
A lot of exaggerations and healthy doses of sarcasm
have been applied here to help to illustrate the very
important points and to have some fun!
There is no intention to offend any one.
And there is no reason for any one to be offended,
The moral of the story here is we should always have
open minds and not one track minds to avoid jumping
to wrong conclusions and taking wrong actions which
will be too late to regret.
Hope you have enjoyed very much reading this and it
has brought smiles to your face or has given you some
good laughs and brightened your day.